☀️🪿 She’s Serving Summer 🪿☀️

Say hello to the Porch Goose Bikini Outfit—because even your goose deserves a sunny getaway look. Dressed in a cheerful yellow polka-dot bikini, complete with a straw hat and pink sunnies, this outfit brings instant vacation vibes straight to your front porch.

Perfect for summer, pool season, beach days (real or imagined), or just letting the neighbors know your goose is living her best life, this playful set is full of personality and porch-side sass. It slips on easily and pairs perfectly with your Proper Porch Goose for a look that’s equal parts whimsical and iconic.

Whether she’s soaking up imaginary sun, hosting porch happy hour, or simply strutting her stuff, this goose understood the assignment.

✨ Warning: may cause smiles, double-takes, and compliments from passersby.

Because summer is short—but goose fashion is forever. 🕶️💛